A word used to describe a "man" of a particularly discreet and BEEFY character. It is a combination of 2 words - BIFF & BITCH. Biff is otherwise known as THE TOE, WIFE BEATER, OLD MAN (WITH sweat patches), BEEFEATER, and of course.....BEEF. The majority of these names where created by none other than...PRINCE SAUD. Lets go into the raunchiness of BIFTCH. Alex Tooulas is THE definition of SEX, HE IS A SEX GODDESS...his swaying locks, his moist DC hat, his red jumper (sometimes white), his life-saving scented gel, and his IRRESISTIBLE body could make you CUM in your pants...uuhhhh...I want you.
by Sarah Van Shagme December 3, 2004