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B.A.L.B Syndrome

B.A.L.B Syndrome commonly occurs when an individual that you know exhibits symptoms of "Being A Little Bitch."

Symptoms include:

Bitching for NO reason

Bitching about LITTLE things

Bitching because they are just a BITCH
Example 1:

Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.

Person 2: Aww dude, that sucks. How long have you been dating her?

Person 1: Dude, like a week and a half, I think love her.

Person 2: Wow dude, you got B.A.L.B syndrome.

Example 2:
Person 1: YO! Let's Go Now! I'm calling an FTB night!

Person 2: Sorry man, I got things to do tonight. We'll chill tomorrow.

Person 1: Wow are you fucking serious? This is bullshit! (leaves angrily)

Person 2: I think they prescribe medication for that B.A.L.B Syndrome.
by the awesome couple September 23, 2012
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Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)

Always at least a second child.
Usually tattles
Constantly steals the spotlight
Gets blamed by all older siblings
You know I'd like to go to the club, but my super Annoying Little Brother has some kind of Syndrome or something. I can't get over how whinny he is, and he's such a little snitch, he'll just tell my mom or dad. Stupid Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)
by AUnknownSeaUrchin December 13, 2023
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