Mark: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me."
Susan: "Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor."
Mark: "To write with a broken pencil is pointless.."
Susan: "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."
Mark: "uhh-"
Susan: "A hungry traveller comes upon a monastery and is taken into the kitchens. Upon entering he sees a monk frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No, I'm the chip monk"
Mark: gasp... You are Atilla the Pun!
Susan: "Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor."
Mark: "To write with a broken pencil is pointless.."
Susan: "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."
Mark: "uhh-"
Susan: "A hungry traveller comes upon a monastery and is taken into the kitchens. Upon entering he sees a monk frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No, I'm the chip monk"
Mark: gasp... You are Atilla the Pun!
by Drewbie91 June 13, 2009