At&t Uverse

An unreliable form of multi-media broad band
Apparently similar to other types of providers.and as unreliable...

Upon initial installation, video will work for 3 days then the receiver will refuse to boot up just like the skynet virus had infected it. The Video receiver will go through a boot up of 3 dots then show the evil At&t logo and then later continue by giving you an orange screen with no explanation of what or why. Then about 5 minutes later it will give you a series of diagnostics that are useless...

Joe: "hey I just got At&T Uverse 2 days ago and its great!"

Sally:" yea mine was great till the 3rd day now it has an pretty orange screen for us to look at that never goes away"

Joe: " did you call tech support?"

Sally:" yea ...the message says -this office is closed- but I have a friend who works in the call center so I got an appointment in a couple days" I have to miss a couple days of work and miss a doctors appointment too plus I have to be home all day...but they said they are coming to fix it"

Joe: ":("

At&t Uverse by Ronald Reagan(asshole supreme) March 17, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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scabbage

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.

Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!

scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010

Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

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hot dish

Minnesota expression for a meal course meant to feed a family or a large group of people ofter brought to pot luck dinners. See caserole.

This tuna noodle hot dish is simply terrif.

hot dish by Clifford Hall July 15, 2008

Word of the Day on August 5, 2026

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