At&t Uverse

An unreliable form of multi-media broad band
Apparently similar to other types of providers.and as unreliable...

Upon initial installation, video will work for 3 days then the receiver will refuse to boot up just like the skynet virus had infected it. The Video receiver will go through a boot up of 3 dots then show the evil At&t logo and then later continue by giving you an orange screen with no explanation of what or why. Then about 5 minutes later it will give you a series of diagnostics that are useless...

Joe: "hey I just got At&T Uverse 2 days ago and its great!"

Sally:" yea mine was great till the 3rd day now it has an pretty orange screen for us to look at that never goes away"

Joe: " did you call tech support?"

Sally:" yea ...the message says -this office is closed- but I have a friend who works in the call center so I got an appointment in a couple days" I have to miss a couple days of work and miss a doctors appointment too plus I have to be home all day...but they said they are coming to fix it"

Joe: ":("

At&t Uverse by Ronald Reagan(asshole supreme) March 17, 2010

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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At&t Uverse • AT&T • AT&T'd • AT&T Tilt • AT&T-bagged • AT&T Death Hold • AT&T go-phone • AT&T outage • hello this is at&t • don't at me (don't @ me)

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

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