At&t Uverse 

An unreliable form of multi-media broad band
Apparently similar to other types of providers.and as unreliable...

Upon initial installation, video will work for 3 days then the receiver will refuse to boot up just like the skynet virus had infected it. The Video receiver will go through a boot up of 3 dots then show the evil At&t logo and then later continue by giving you an orange screen with no explanation of what or why. Then about 5 minutes later it will give you a series of diagnostics that are useless...

Joe: "hey I just got At&T Uverse 2 days ago and its great!"

Sally:" yea mine was great till the 3rd day now it has an pretty orange screen for us to look at that never goes away"

Joe: " did you call tech support?"

Sally:" yea ...the message says -this office is closed- but I have a friend who works in the call center so I got an appointment in a couple days" I have to miss a couple days of work and miss a doctors appointment too plus I have to be home all day...but they said they are coming to fix it"

Joe: ":("

At&t Uverse by Ronald Reagan(asshole supreme) March 17, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008