A word used for reacting to sudden suprising situations. When you left your
keys in your car...assbomb to your face. When you figure out that you can't believe it'
s not
butter you have been hit with an assbomb to the facial area. If you think assbomb isn't a real word, assbomb to YOUR face.
Person
1: Hey do you realize you
don't have any legs?
Person 2: Yea I've known for a while, I was born without them
Person 1: Oh shit, I just took a major assbomb, i gotta go take a hike with my functional legs
Person 2: fuck my life
Dying Man: Help I just got shot call the hospital
Person: Wait, you can CALL the hospital now?
Dying Man: ...wh...what?
Person: Advancements in technology assbombed the fuck out of me
Person: Hey I forgot to study for the test, if i
fail im not graduating, can I take it tomorrow?
Teacher: There'
s no test today
Person: Oh woah, assbomb to my face!
Teacher: Ha there IS a test today, I take your assbomb and hit you with TWO assbombs
Person:........you bastard
