Ass raisin

The tiny balls of crusty shit on the tip of your ass hair.

Garry: A word of advice - never go to sleep with an itchy ass.
Julie: Why?
Garry: Because you'll wake up with ass raisins stuck under your nails.

by Vizantieca November 2, 2010

Crusty ass raisin

Old ass negative Nancy that's set in her ways and shoves her opinion down people's throats when not asked as if anyone cares.

Listen Linda, sit your old crusty ass raisin down somewhere, your opinion is like a penis. It's a perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in my face we have a problem.

by GUnit_ December 25, 2021

ass raiding commando

adj; homosexual who loves the cock in his ass

dude, this guy is an ass raiding commando

by randy January 13, 2005

ass raiding commando

Some kind of homosex type who put a deeg in a buttock

What are you...some kind of ass raiding commando

by Cangh Jui May 18, 2003

ass raiding commando

1)n. a homosexual male
2)n. one who raids the ass of another
3)n. a military professional whom has sexual anal intercourse
4)n. a group of radicals who invaded the asyrian ancient land to drive out archaeologists who were believed to be practicing unsound doctorine in the sacred land in 1956

1) "That ass raiding commando hit on me."
2) "Our new gerbil is an ass raiding commando!"
3) "I heard the new Captain is an ass raiding commando."

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

Ass-Raiding Nymph

A homosexual man. Namely one that commits bum felonies upon other men, sometimes without the victim knowing.

"I hear your next-door neighbour is an Ass-Raiding Nymph"

by Fleamus90 December 5, 2007

ass raisins

The remains of what was a nasty bout of piles (ass grapes). Reddish purple raisin like growths around the royal ringpiece almost to the point that you reckon a turd may not safely exit.

'Jesus Christ man! Did you see Bacon's ass raisins!'

by Mr.Beaver #14 March 18, 2003