Garry: A word of advice - never go to sleep with an itchy ass.
Julie: Why?
Garry: Because you'll wake up with ass raisins stuck under your nails.
Julie: Why?
Garry: Because you'll wake up with ass raisins stuck under your nails.
by Vizantieca November 2, 2010
The remains of what was a nasty bout of piles (ass grapes). Reddish purple raisin like growths around the royal ringpiece almost to the point that you reckon a turd may not safely exit.
by Mr.Beaver #14 March 18, 2003
Old ass negative Nancy that's set in her ways and shoves her opinion down people's throats when not asked as if anyone cares.
Listen Linda, sit your old crusty ass raisin down somewhere, your opinion is like a penis. It's a perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in my face we have a problem.
by GUnit_ December 26, 2022