Ass raisin

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The tiny balls of crusty shit on the tip of your ass hair.

Garry: A word of advice - never go to sleep with an itchy ass.
Julie: Why?
Garry: Because you'll wake up with ass raisins stuck under your nails.

Ass raisin by Vizantieca November 2, 2010

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Crusty ass raisin

Old ass negative Nancy that's set in her ways and shoves her opinion down people's throats when not asked as if anyone cares.

Listen Linda, sit your old crusty ass raisin down somewhere, your opinion is like a penis. It's a perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in my face we have a problem.

Crusty ass raisin by GUnit_ December 25, 2021

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ass raiding commando

adj; homosexual who loves the cock in his ass

dude, this guy is an ass raiding commando

ass raiding commando by randy January 13, 2005

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ass raiding commando

Some kind of homosex type who put a deeg in a buttock

What are you...some kind of ass raiding commando

ass raiding commando by Cangh Jui May 18, 2003

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ass raiding commando

1)n. a homosexual male
2)n. one who raids the ass of another
3)n. a military professional whom has sexual anal intercourse
4)n. a group of radicals who invaded the asyrian ancient land to drive out archaeologists who were believed to be practicing unsound doctorine in the sacred land in 1956

1) "That ass raiding commando hit on me."
2) "Our new gerbil is an ass raiding commando!"
3) "I heard the new Captain is an ass raiding commando."

ass raiding commando by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

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Ass-Raiding Nymph

A homosexual man. Namely one that commits bum felonies upon other men, sometimes without the victim knowing.

"I hear your next-door neighbour is an Ass-Raiding Nymph"

Ass-Raiding Nymph by Fleamus90 December 5, 2007

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ass raisins

The remains of what was a nasty bout of piles (ass grapes). Reddish purple raisin like growths around the royal ringpiece almost to the point that you reckon a turd may not safely exit.

'Jesus Christ man! Did you see Bacon's ass raisins!'

ass raisins by Mr.Beaver #14 March 18, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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