Ass Satchel 

adj: 1. Phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described, additionally, the phrase trumps any other phrase regarding quantity, as it is the supreme quantifier.

synonym: butt load, ass load
See: ass load, butt load

1.I have an ass satchel of beer to drink.
2.If I get this raise, I will be able to pay off an ass satchel of debt.
3.If he gets arrested, he will be in an ass satchel of trouble.

Ass Satchel by double_r August 8, 2007

Satchel Ass 

1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.

You're a satchel ass, Mick Foley. Satchel Ass! SATCHEL ASS!!!

Satchel Ass by ScottBoulder August 22, 2010

Assatchel

A person that has no meaning to you and you have disowned and or exiled from at least a radius of 200 hundred feet from whatever space your occupying. and or a fuckboy named ...(place fuckboys name here)

That fuckboy ( inserts for boys named here)
He did me grimy he's such an assatchel

Assatchel by Sosickofmyself November 28, 2020