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asianriceguy

Man whose last name is wang and has a penis size that is 1-4 inches erect, and so inverted it is -9 inches while soft. However, the asian may find that the absolute value of the inverted penis is 9 inches and brag about his size because of this.
That asianriceguy named Howard Wang is a finance major at a good university!

Asianlicious 

Asianlicious.com, founded in 2000, is an Asian American pop culture site where cute Asian Girls and Guys wear ASAINLICIOUS shirts
That girl is ASIANLICIOUS
Asianlicious by Mr. Asianlicious February 3, 2010

asianicus parenticus 

common domesticated, asian parental creatures commonly found in the asian subcontinent who tend to speak seven decibels higher than normal when yelling (at you) because something happened to your grades).
"Let's go to your house instead because mine has a bad case of asianic parenticus."

"I feel bad for the kid next door, they have asianicus parenticuses"

Asian dick cheese 

A collection of nasty nut sweat dead skin and old cum and solidifies into a cream in Wichita nasty hoe ate in a porno
You ate my asian dick cheese that's not cottage cheese you filthy fuck

Aysiandick

The penis of an asian, usually defined as small, wimpy, or weak. Mostly in popular media to insult the asian countries. (Mainly Japan, China, Vietnam, Korea)
How look at this porn dude!
Wow, thats just sad!
Yea. What an Aysiandick.
Aysiandick by Hatesasians312 January 14, 2009

Asian dick 

2.9 or 6.9
korean men are usually 2.9.
He has an Asian dick.
Asian dick by hannam311 October 11, 2018
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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