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As Bandit'd 

*The voice reading this in your head is by Morgan Freemen*

When you get your ass handed to you by the As Bandits like an asian maid on a nice springy day when you have the flu due to you finding out that you have chlamydia because you had sex with that dirty trailer park whore you found attractive when you had your beer goggles on, in any multi-playing video game. Such as. . .

• Guitar Hero
Call Of Duty (Every Single One B*tch!)
• Skate ( All 3 of them b*tches)

etc.

Well you get the point, but in other nicely words. . .
Kill Yourself
*A clan in regular COD pre-game lobby after playing against the As Bandits*
Guy 1: What the fu*ck just happened?
Guy 2: I don't know, we used riot shields, we tried camping, we did everything but nothing!
Random Guy Who Was Listening: Sh*t! You got As Bandit'd to?
Guy 1: Yeah, those nuggers.
Guy 2: Wait. . . What!?
Guy 1: I mean niggers
As Bandit'd by As Bandits October 20, 2012

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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