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Artemis Fowl the Second 

The smartest person on the face of the planet. Artemis is Irish. As of 2010, he is 15 years old and nobody, not even the great child prodigy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has had a superior intellect.

Son of Artemis Fowl the first and Angeline Fowl, he comes from a family of criminal masterminds, and is said to have the highest IQ in Europe (estimated 200). Anyone who runs into him will be immediately hit with a vocabulary and intellect so large that you will instantly be afraid of him and his "vampire smile". He detests physical labor.

Master of psychology, music, art, chess, and many other subjects/ activities, Artemis Fowl also goes by the names F. Roy Dean Schillpe, Stefan Bashkir, Emnesy Squire, and many others.

Artemis, at the age of 15, was 5 feet, 5 inches tall, weighed 55 kilograms, and still managed to be the smartest person in Europe. He has dark, "raven-colored" hair, and deep blue eyes like his father.

He is the main character of the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer, though he is said to actually exist.
"Artemis Fowl the Second is on my fanfiction site!"

"No he's not, he can't be!"
"Well, he's got the highest IQ ever. I'm sure he could figure out a way to get on whatever site he wants."
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026