Apple Cumble

When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.

Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face

I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie

Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*

by DericiousCaramelMan March 15, 2013

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1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.

Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt

by Your pseudonym BDD September 1, 2017

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Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.

The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.

Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.

by Lazlo Toots August 26, 2008

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