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An anal truncheon is typically used for the penetration of ones anus. The truncheon can take the form of any police parephenalia, not just limitted to the baton as the name suggests. Connoisseurs among truncheoners prefer antiquated riot armor.
" Walking home last night I caught a glimpse through a bush of a Margaret Thatcher look-a-like diaphram-deep on an Anal Truncheon "

" One day, i will own that golden anal truncheon "

" Seeing Jeoffrey using the bow-street bastard he bought off ebay last week, as an anal truncheon, will always be a sight for sore eyes. "
by hotsteamingsemen March 21, 2010
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