Alzswagger's

When you've lost your swag because you don't realize it's now old and busted.

Chic 1: Poor Mariah, still styling those old school jeans.

Chic 2: Leave her alone gf, I hear she has Alzswagger's.

Alzswagger's by Delft23 August 14, 2013

asswagger syndrome 

a sickness that you believe you know it all but in actuality you don't.

my friend has been diagnosed with asswagger syndrome

asswagger syndrome by daim yalter November 25, 2018