asswanker 

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.

Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.

asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003

assbanger 

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

assbanger by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

asswanger© 

A man whom uses his member in the act of any heterosexual or homosexual anal insertion.

George D. Bush is an asswanger©

asswanger© by Antonius Molinum. Iames luvdi August 2, 2006

asswanger

One who partakes in the wanging of the ass of another.

Ryan Seacrest is an asswanger

asswanger by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008

asswagger syndrome 

a sickness that you believe you know it all but in actuality you don't.

my friend has been diagnosed with asswagger syndrome

asswagger syndrome by daim yalter November 25, 2018

asshanger

An uninvited and unwanted participant in a social situation, especially a loud, insulting, or disruptive individual.

Joe wouldn't shut up last night. We didn't even want that asshanger around, anyway!

asshanger by DJ16 January 30, 2009

Alzswagger's

When you've lost your swag because you don't realize it's now old and busted.

Chic 1: Poor Mariah, still styling those old school jeans.

Chic 2: Leave her alone gf, I hear she has Alzswagger's.

Alzswagger's by Delft23 August 14, 2013