Dude has a hat made of pure butter. He and Miotch often go to see SideburnZ when he is out of the closet with his grandpa sock. Alphabean and Wedge are enemeys who would each each others faces out if they were not afraid of chipping a tooth.
How did you get that hat made of butter on to the beach without it melting Alphabean?
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 24, 2004
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