Alexander Carneiro 

Some guy who makes YouTube videos for a living. Has his own website, www.officiallymrstud.com. Known to have a shitty, tragic life but always manages to hide it with jokes, laughs, and his outgoing personality. Some middle school students are known for making extreme rumors about Alex in the past, ex. being a rapist or a pedophile. Alexander Carneiro loves making people laugh with his videos and hopes to someday become famous. You can find a lot about Alex by searching his name in many search-bars like Google. Alexander Carneiro goes by the nickname of MrStud which he got from middle school when the teachers would address him by that name. Alexander Carneiro and Andy Milonakis have been caught arguing via Stickam some years ago. Alexander Carneiro has released a YouTube video named "Bloody Mary: A Short Film" many years back which currently has about two million views. Alexander Carneiro is known to flirt with many random girls as a cure for his boredness.

Izzy: Wow, this Bloody Mary video is gay. Who is this kid?
Alex: Hi, I'm Alex.
Izzy: If you haven't been killed yet, do think you could let me do it? Like, I'd love to try and gain the last 35 secs you stole from my life!

Nikki: Ew, that kid is such a creep.
Jessica: Oh, that's just Alexander Carneiro.

(Friend requests cute female)
Jennifer: Uhm, do I know you?
Alex: Unfortunately you don't, but I'm Alexander Carneiro and I was just wondering if I could have it back?
Jennifer: Have what back?
Alex: My eye.
Jennifer: Wow, what a creeper!
Alex:

Alexander Carneiro by HotPocketLover March 4, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012