Alaskan Freezie 

when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.

1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.

Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!

Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie

Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.

Alaskan Freezie by yourlocalbaconconsumer April 10, 2017

Alaskan Freeze Burn 

When you use Icey-Hot as lube while having buttsecks :D

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? You never got on Halo: Reach.

Guy 2: I was at your mom's house, giving her an Alaskan Freeze Burn, oh yeah!

Guy 1: Oh...cool, how much Icey-Hot did you use?

Guy 2: I was out, I had to use Bengay.

Guy 1: You bastard! I'll kill you!

Alaskan Freeze Burn by Vergataso August 3, 2011

Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze

An Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze is when a guy shits in a condom, freezes it, takes it out of the condom, uses it on a chick as a dildo and then showing it in her mouth.

Bro, why is Denise wearing brown lipstick?

She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.

Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze by Felix Torino November 2, 2019