Alabama Worm Farm 

This phrase refers to the act of inserting earthworms into the vagina and then having sexual intercourse. The cool, crawling worms provide tremendous stimulation for both partners.

During rough sexual intercourse, the worms are pulverized into a soup. This sperm/worm coctail can be eaten straight from the vagina with a spoon, or put on crackers. Note: Alabamians are notorious for putting hot sauce on all foods, but one must be careful not to get hot sauce in the vagina.

After slow, sensual intercourse, the worms will remain in tact. Whole worms retreived from the vagina after slow, gentle sex can be added to tequila shots.

Alabamians from Wetumpka generally prefer the larger, slower moving night crawlers

If an earthworm happens to crawl out of the vagina and see its shadow, the couple will have bad sex for six weeks.

Alabamians from Prattville usually prefer the smaller, hyperactive pink wigglers

Alabamians from Chisholm generally carry pin worms, but that is a different story for a different cavity.

My hoe likes night crawlers in her Alabama Worm Farm, but I prefer pink wigglers. We both compromise and use medium sized red worms and that is what true love is all about.

Alabama Worm Farm by Quarler July 23, 2009