Al Jones

When a person, primarily a female, acts like a complete slut. This can be accomplished by several actions, including but not limited to: hooking up with someone who is in a relationship, stealing a boyfriend/girlfriend, having sex (a lot), loving to give oral sex, breaking up with her partner because the sex is not up to par, loving to be on bottom during intercourse, giving an orgasmic hug, or just being completely legit.

Kim: Wow, did you hear that new rumor?
Josh: The one about Katie giving examples on how to give head?
Kim: Yeah!
Jake: Yeah, she definitely pulled an Al Jones.

Al Jones by J-Sac January 25, 2010

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Alex Jones (Big Al)

Fat little guy, with Red hair.
The best guy you will ever met.

Such a good guy.

Driving down the road:

"Hey look it' s Big AL!!!"

Windows roll down:

"BIG ALLLLLLLLLL!!!!"

Alex Jones (Big Al) : "Hi." *Checks turning red*

Alex Jones (Big Al) by mary robertson October 24, 2017

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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