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Aiken, SC 

A retirement place for old folks. Lots of golf and lots of horses for horse lovers. A place where hopes and dreams come to die. There isn't much to do or see, and the Aiken Mall (it's more of a hallway than a mall) is mostly dead, Books-A-Million is what keeps it barely alive.
It has things for old folks to do and things for very young children, but not much for teens and young adults. No big buildings over two stories high and a lot of people there are proud to be Southern. In some places in Aiken, it's like living in the 1960's. Lots of Southern Baptists and religious people too.
Person 1: Dude, I have bad news...
Person 2: What? What's wrong?
Person 1: I have to go to Aiken, SC to visit my Great Aunt June for a whole week.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, here take some of my things so you have something to do there.
Person 1: Thanks man, you're the best! *bro hug*

Person A: Hey ya!
Person B: Hi...
Person A: I'm from Aiken, SC. Where you from?
Person B: Augusta, GA...
Person A: Lucky! You guys have a real mall and things to do!
Person B: Haha, yeah
Aiken, SC by Blaze P. December 24, 2013
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Aiken Scholars Academy 

A school created in aiken meant to join all of the "smart" children together. If you go there, you're one of three types of students; really gay, athletic as hell, or the teacher's pet. Our school song is i want it that way so that's a bonus but we also don't have any sports so that's a big downside.
guy 1: oh you go to Aiken Scholars Academy?
guy 2: yeah it's crackhead central
Aiken Scholars Academy by WhosJoe69 December 9, 2019

south aiken high school 

a school where you are either a rich ass person or you're a pot head. sometimes, both. occasionally normal people. almost won state twice, but our quarterback threw the chance away twice and is now at a D2 school with the best running back in the state. our soccer team is legit, girls though, the boys suck. golf is not a sport. swimming does pretty good. volleyball games are only gone to to see some ass. the cheerleaders are mostly whores who have sex with their bestfriends ex or are boy crazy. some are legit. this is the worst school to possibly attend because we have a milkdud as our principal. oh we have coach waters as a legend who had sex with a student. only thing we have going is our football team. and that's barely good this year. so unless you are rich and/or like drugs, don't come here.
person 1: hey I am transferring to south aiken high school this year
person 2: are you a pot head or are you rich?
person 1: no I heard the teachers are very hands on there ;)

aiden schell 

Really gay and thinks he knows dirt bikes but he rides a 110 and he is 3 feet tall and wishes he was 3 feet in your mom. His head is as square as a box , he tries to get girls but can only get guys!
Why are you choking on my cock your being such an Aiden Schell
aiden schell by Gay tards May 6, 2017
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