Agassiz Elementary school 

The most ghetto white school on the north side of Chicago. Agassiz is were white kids that live in Lincoln park go, and black kids that are gifted go. It is one of the worst schools in the north side of Chicago. The Principals shady and we are constantly losing teachers. Most of the white kids become ghetto and get gang affiliate. Most kids from the south side commute over an hour just for our ratchet ass school. Our staff has no diversity besides Ms. Robertson, Me. Oni, and any of our security guards. We haven't had a stable language teacher for middle school for 4 years. All of our sports teams suck ass and never win anything because our coaches are man teachers that sometimes play basketball. There's always fights, and iss is given out as if it is a hall pass. Mr. Z will forever be the best substitute. Mrs. Flanagan will forever be missed. And Ms. H will forever hunt class of 2018-2022 minds. DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE THEY WILL BE FUCKED UP.

Random kid: what elementary school did you go to.

Kid from Agassiz: Agassiz Elementary school

Random kid: that’s why you’re a thot and fucked up.

Agassiz Elementary school by sassybasketballgirl69 October 23, 2019

andre agassi 

Andre Agassi is a former professional tennis player and World No. 1 from the United States. He won eight Grand Slam singles titles and is one of only five players to have won all four Grand Slam singles events during his career. Agassi is the only player in the open era to have won every Grand Slam singles title, the Masters, the Davis Cup, and an Olympic gold medal.

On June 24, 2006, Agassi announced he would retire from tennis after the 2006 U.S. Open, bringing an end to his 20 year professional tennis career. On Sunday, September 3, 2006, he played his final match, losing to Benjamin Becker in four sets in the third round of the US Open.

andre agassi was one of the greatest tennis players to walk the planet..

andre agassi by sheldonn September 5, 2006

Angry Agassi 

While performing a blow job the woman has the handle on a tennis racket anally inserted, a tennis ball in her vagina and she is shuffling the testicles on the man like they were tennis balls.

1: my girl gave a great bj last night.
2: did she go all out?
1: she did! she did the Angry Agassi.
2: danm... nice!

Angry Agassi by Bambam from DK October 2, 2011

Agassi 

to scatter the ball around the ping-pong table, making it hard for the opponent to return the shot, sometimes ending with a failed diving attempt or the successful Agassier pretending to bust a nut on their opponent; derived from tennis great Andre Agassi

Marty: Dude I just moved you around the table like Agassi
Nuge: No, because I am Agassi
Marty: No, because I beat you every time, Agassi-ing you all over the place and making dirty all over you.

Agassi by Marty>Nuge June 4, 2009

agassi 

Agassi likes it in the ass and isn't afraid to tell people. he has a tiny mustache and licking the tip of his nails. he also likes the smell of fish and snails. when he farts he blames it on his ass.

Agassi smells like shit and looks like shit

agassi by TheGoopster October 2, 2020

The Andrea Agassi 

When you put a tennis ball in a sock, stick it up your ass,then pull it out fast.

For kicks I gave myshelf "The Andrea Agassi".

The Andrea Agassi by david November 9, 2006

Agassi 

He is really hot, all the girls love him, hes smart, strong, sexy, W rizz fr fr, hay txa, and super kind and respectful like vay astvatz

"He is so hot I heard his name is Agassi"

Agassi by Lav Txa69 February 17, 2023