African ket

A particularly potent form of the dissociative drug ketamine, imported from the exotic plains of Africa, where it is used to tranquilise rhinos and elephants. Legend has it, African tribes used this sacred substance to help them communicate on the same level as common wildlife.

Side effects include involuntary animal noises, crippled walking ability and a compulsive need for more ketamine.

<Dave> Fucking hell, that was some strong ket.
<Steve> Yup, some of that African ket, fresh from the Saharan plains.
<Dave> Fuck man. How you finding it Pete?
<Pete> Meehhhh!! MURRRRR!!!! MURRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

by Strachman January 17, 2010

african ketamine

if you’re in atlanta and buy african ketamine it’s probably cut with coke. you may shit your pants a little. but you won’t fall asleep!

i just did a line of african ketamine so i’m floating and geeking.

this african ketamine is making me have to shit.

by Bad Word Analyst August 31, 2023

africanet

Used to describe an internet connection that disconnects frequently, is slow, or is just downright awful.

* Aserus has been added to the conversation.
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* Aserus has been added to the conversation.
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Dan says (7:03 PM):
*do you have africanet?

Aserus says (7:04 PM):
*yes

by Famousstevesurpise August 4, 2011