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Afghan Sunrise 

The most delicious shot that will take you on a wild ride beginning in the lush clouds of heaven, then oilfields full of darkness, and ending in the bloodstained battlefields of hell.

A popular toast that goes along well with a round of Afghan Sunrises –

“For the bloodshed by my brothers to the oil that my country is being pillaged for and to the clouds in the sky filled with martyrs”
Afghan Sunrise can be made with three simple steps:

1. Start with 1/3rd grenadine (red - blood)
2. Add 1/3rd kahlua (black - oil)
3. Finally 1/3rd baileys irish cream (while – sky)
Afghan Sunrise by jabroker September 19, 2011
Words you can keep

Afghani Suprise 

After a female is performing oral sex on a male, the male ejaculates his semen onto her face/chin area and then proceeds to get an electric hair clipper and clip his pubic region so the hairs stick to the semen making a beard.
You should've seen the look on her face when I offered her an Afghani Suprise
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