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Absar is a godly individual who is able to perform at anything he wants to do at an elite level. He has no holes in his game. He is the prototypical all-around guy that is desired by many such as people, sports teams, companies, and girls. He rightfully knows his place and doesn't need any of that because he is usually better than all of that stuff. These things doesn't raise him to higher heights, he raises them to beyond even their comprehension of their own expectations. Absar underestimates himself and thinks that he is a god would be an utter understatement, he is way more than a god, and his importance even overshadows the purpose of life. He is far from a one-dimensional person as he is polished in every single regard, and calling him that would mean that you have just demoted yourself from a human being to something that shouldn't even be worth to be considered. You can call yourself lucky if you are claimed as a slave. All in all a Absar oozes divine talent that is light years away from an elite talent, who possesses an abundance of transcendent tools that would even be considered eternal to the supernatural. He posses an impossible task to defeat and will easily go through anyone and anything that stands in his way.
Person 1: "Absar"
Everyone: GASP
Person 2: "You cannot mention his name under your breath"
Absar by The Fax Machine January 16, 2019
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An extremely intense and esoteric female,whose essence cannot be captured by any one definition.

Literal meaning: A raga in hindustani classical music, a Nakshatra
Person 1:Wow, I can never figure that girl out.

Person 2:Dude, She must be an Asavari.
asavari by Dea Aquarum March 4, 2015
Related Words
AbSavVag • absar • Abhav • absa • absalom • asavri • Absalon • asavia • Aasavari • absailing
A writer of online comics, this person has a reputation for overreacting to criticism (though his comic has some good and some bad points) and a tendency to take all opinions as insult.

Recently he was accused of being a pedophile, and has yet to officially deny these claims.
I hope absath didn't read what I blogged about him...he'd ban me!
absath by Betweenclass December 28, 2005
A handsome guy with a banging personality makes everyone smile he’s so badass and fearless!
Absar by Thoughtso November 30, 2018
A smart young handsome boy who’s always nice and gives second chances. He’s strong and caring and knows how to make a time worthwhile.
Absar is so nice
Absar by Thoughtso August 5, 2018

Absafuckinglutely 

A combination of absolutely and fucking. Used for emphasis.
Preson 1: Wanna come round later?

Person 2: Absafuckinglutely!!
Absafuckinglutely by Kyleia March 10, 2010
Calm young man but don't get him riled up
Extremely handsome
Just as he is portrayed in the Bible with his long hair
disobediant
He is not a follower

Gorgeous smile.
That' boy is such an absalom
Absalom by Auoayoayoayofvb April 14, 2017
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