Aajonus Vonderplanitz
The raddest fucking dude alive, even radder than Van Wilder; ate rotten meat on Ripley's Believe It or Not; bit into raw chicken on The Doctors; raw foodist of over 30 years based in Southern California; alternative health practitioner, iridolgist, health counselor, author of We Want To Live: The Primal Diet and The Recipe For Living Without Disease; has survived numerous attempts on his life due to the risk his information poses to the pharmaceutical and food industries.
Me: Hey, dude. Did you meet Chuck Norris's brother?
You: No, dude. Where is he?
Me: He's the raddest fucking dude alive over there in the corner eating the big jar of decades old, rainbow-colored rotten organ meat soup. His name's Aajonus Vonderplanitz.
You: Duuuuudee, that's Chuck Norris's brother!
Me: Damn right. sssstsmn.
You: No, dude. Where is he?
Me: He's the raddest fucking dude alive over there in the corner eating the big jar of decades old, rainbow-colored rotten organ meat soup. His name's Aajonus Vonderplanitz.
You: Duuuuudee, that's Chuck Norris's brother!
Me: Damn right. sssstsmn.
Aajonus Vonderplanitz by the coolest mofo yes I am April 27, 2011
