Where you arise and are drunk from 10 to noon. You have to be tanked by noon, or the name is useless. Everyone should drink during the day atleast once, and this is a solid start. Everyone needs to start somewhere, but if you think that this is your penultimate, crowning achievement in drinking you are a hack. The lesser of its two brothers, the 'Rise and Souse' and the mighty 'Early Bird.'
You: So I got up this morning and got to work on my bottle. An 'AM attack' sure helps with the laundry!
Short, talking pedestal: Uh, buddy, you need to be in a car to be in the drive thru. Leave or come in to order.
You: Right on.
Short, talking pedestal: Uh, buddy, you need to be in a car to be in the drive thru. Leave or come in to order.
You: Right on.
by GregTheDrinker August 28, 2008