2016 disease

A disease acquired by being alive to witness 2016 and all of its horrors.

Symptoms that are included, but aren't limited to:
-Lack of motivation

-Agitition
-Frustration
-Paranoia

-Boredom
-Depression
-A loss of faith in humanity
-The desire to participate in irritating memes/trends (dabbing,bottle toss, manikin challenge)
-complaining about how bad this year was
-And of course feeling way too sensitive and more of offended by anything that isn't politically correct

Me: when's 2016 gonna be over...IT WAS THE WORST...i got nothing done...bla bla bla
Other person: WTF are you talking about it ended, it's been 2017 for like a month now
Me: I'm sorry, I still have 2016 disease for some reason
Other person: *puts hand on my shoulder * I know man it's tough, but you can get through this, trust me I did and you will too
Me: if you say so.

2016 disease by 14yearoldcomplainer February 13, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016