You think 1700 is just a username? No, it’s the number of females who’s virginity he’s taken. He’ll turn you into a single mother by the end of the year. Those jealous of him insist he chose 1700 simply because all 1699 before him were taken. Little is known about this mysterious man who always says “Gn” but never sleeps. What we do know is that no one has ever seen his entire face. All pictures are just different variations of hat/phone/hoodie/hand. Unfortunately, all Gods have their flaws: 1700 is incapable of spelling. Incapable of finishing a thought without misspelling something.
by SophieAmiable April 11, 2019