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109th base 

When you celebrate the 40th time your girlfriend has changed her hair color, this week. This celebration takes the form of first starting on her bed, until it becomes clear that she is incapable of satisfying you, so you switch to the bathroom, hoping a change of scenery will somehow help her along. After three hours of her trying, she will barely get you off, then you can make jokes about her technique for the next couple hours before you leave, laughing. You then must make jokes, for years, about that one day.
You: Wow, that was lame. You really pulled off 109th base, to the letter. What's with your hair? You change it every other hour.

Her: What do you expect? The hair dye sank into my brain, and now makes it impossible for me to do even the simplest of tasks.
109th base by Keeserat1 June 17, 2010
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For all those people out there who keep typing in base numbers , there isn't anything past this.
Man 1: Dude i went to 10th base last night!

Man 2: Dude, wtf is that?

169th Base 

To have sexual intercourse with a monkey (any type of monkey) while having Cheese inserted into your arse.
Guy 1 : Hey, i got to 169th base last night.

Guy 2 : Remember the cheese?

Guy 3 : Hell yeah, i used Bree.
169th Base by IcyDeigh March 25, 2010

100th Base 

To gather 217 viagras, wash them all down at once using a gallon of titty residue suckled from Ukrainian prostitutes. And then run dick first through walls of buildings bringing each one to the ground until you reach lake Ontario where you have sex with a majestic mermaid non-stop for 8 days.
"I totally got to 100th Base the other day"

"JESUS CHRIST! How the hell did you have sex with a mermaid"
100th Base by Antoxx January 26, 2009
having sex with an inanimate object yet still reaching an orgasm. the object must also orgasm.

only 2 people are known to have achieved this. ron jeremy and chuck norris
ron jeremy: i got to 19th base with that sexy tree down the road

chuck norris: *ROUNDHOUSE KICK*
19th base by andrew osullivan September 11, 2006
This is just second base in binary. Nothing to be proud of but makes the beeks feel better.
nerd - "I got to 10th base last night"
dude - "Holly shit what is that"
nerd - "I felt up Holly's tits"
dude - "loser, everyone's done that"
10th Base by -GunnerX December 18, 2008

100th base 

To have sexual intercourse with an entire zoo, the zoo keepers, the vistors, tourists and even the local wildlife that isnt part of the zoo.
Guy 1:"I scored 100th base when I fucked a giraffe,
elephant, zebra,llama, anaconda, gorilla, flamingo, lion, stick insect, panda, rhino, tiger, twenty zoo keepers and 500 random strangers!

Guy 2:...Get out.