when you spend a month on Thailand beach and your girl doesn't bother to shave her bikini-line or trim the quim.

So you go for a nude surf, after which fall on the sand and go down on her crispy, rough sand-jungle, giving your face a nasty rash as it digs into her furry mermaid.
"jeez SUN! what happened to yer face? looks like you've been doing serious time on a furry mermaid!"
by one armed sex robot September 17, 2008
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