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Sifa
A sweet girl, who will make you laugh till you can’t breathe. She will always be there for you and stick up for you when you need her. She has a great personality and is a genius! Sifa will forever be a name to remember.
Sifa by batgirl456 May 25, 2018
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Sifa Disease
A term coined by TheFurEffect to denote someone who is infected by the evils of communism.
There are a major and a maximum form:
Sifa Major: Those who willingly support the evils of communism despite being from a free society
Sifa Maximum: Those born under the evils of communism
Symptoms include ( but are not limited to ):
- Being subhuman
- Extremely low IQ across the board ( no matter how many tests say otherwise )
- Being greedy and selling out their area / country for money
- Having no soul
- Believing that communism can do anything other than harm to everyone / thing
- Choosing corruption over democracy / freedom
If your friends or anybody you know is suffering from Sifa Sifa Disease then I urge you to put them out of their missery and end their pitiful existence like a wounded dog that won't make it to the vet in time. They'll thank you from the afterlife for your service
There are a major and a maximum form:
Sifa Major: Those who willingly support the evils of communism despite being from a free society
Sifa Maximum: Those born under the evils of communism
Symptoms include ( but are not limited to ):
- Being subhuman
- Extremely low IQ across the board ( no matter how many tests say otherwise )
- Being greedy and selling out their area / country for money
- Having no soul
- Believing that communism can do anything other than harm to everyone / thing
- Choosing corruption over democracy / freedom
If your friends or anybody you know is suffering from Sifa Sifa Disease then I urge you to put them out of their missery and end their pitiful existence like a wounded dog that won't make it to the vet in time. They'll thank you from the afterlife for your service
Guy A: Look at Girl C over there. She looks like a keeper
Guy B: Oh, you don't know? She has Sifa Disease. I'm going to put her out of her missery later today
Guy A: Damn, if she wasn't infected, I'd totally date her
Guy B: Oh, you don't know? She has Sifa Disease. I'm going to put her out of her missery later today
Guy A: Damn, if she wasn't infected, I'd totally date her
Sifa Disease by Melon Foreigner December 31, 2021
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