[Dying Moose]

A sexual act where a man has been celibate for a year or longer, finds a skank ass hoe and gets her to perform oral sex, when he is about to cum, grabs her head, holds it, and then releases his seamen into the back of her throat. Because of the amount of seamen she will try to swallow and make a funny moaning sound like a dying moose. You can add to the act by sneaking up behind her, using your hands to give her moose antlers.

Yo son, I just saw this skank ass hoe from high school, she took me into a alley and started to blow me, and you know I have been celibate for like a year, so I gave her the Dying Moose!

by DaMayn December 9, 2008

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doing the moose

A heavy set hairy woman wandering the bar looking for a meal

"Watch out for that girl doing the moose!"

by Voltron86 December 5, 2013

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Doing a Moose

When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.

Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!

Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..

by Kberg_King February 1, 2019

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