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The absolute worst internet THING created, second to (i shudder to type): SWAG.

Meaning You Only Live Once, it practically makes you believe you can do ANYTHING and you have the right to do everything, no matter how stupid. The people that say this practically enter derp moments.
Tim: #Yolo I just downed 5 kegs of beer #Yolo
Frank: Yolo. You. Only. Live. Once. Don't f***ing waste it. By the way, you are a real derp.

Note: These are random names.
#Yolo by Somebody1010 June 12, 2013
A faggot's way of justifying faggotry on Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook.
1. I'm wearing women's jeans #YoloSwag

2. There are 5 cocks in my ass right now!!! #YoloSwag

3. I just ate a cup of my own sperm yo!!!!!! #YoloSwag
#YoloSwag by 29254 November 1, 2012

#yoloswag4jesus420blazeitfaggot

A phrase that was popular on Twitter in 2012, that combined multiple ignorant phrases (YOLO, swag4Jesus, and 420blazeitfaggot) into one perfect shitstorm of ignorance. Essentially, it is an unneccessarily complicated way to say YOLO/fuck it/do it for the vine. Used in a serious manner by fools and airheads, but in an ironic one by people in posession of a normal intelligence.
Dude 1: Dude, you should TOTALLY go of that jump, bruh!

Dude 2: But why?

Dude 1: BECAUSE WHY NOT, DUDE?

Dude 2: Oh TRUE!

Dude 2 (as he goes off the jump): #YOLOSWAG4JESUS420BLAZEITFAGGOT!

#YOLOswag-er

One of those annoying people on the web who overuse those memes and sayings that used to make the internet fun. These people will say things like:
YOLO
SWAG
TROOOOLLLLLLL'd
Fo'ever alone
These people will also use WAAAAAAAYYYYYYY to many hashtags
#yolo
#epic
#swag
#epicyoloswag
please dont be one of these people and if you see one, tell em that theyre a chucknugget
#yolo
#swag
#hashtag
#yoloswag-ers suck

#yoloswine

A mental sickness where you have a constant urge to say #, yolo, or swag at least once a minute or altogether. Symptoms include aids, microscopic penis size, sexual confusion, erectile dis-function, repetitive masturbation, and one second orgasms.
Guy #1: #YOLOSWAG 2014

Guy #2: Shut the fuck up

Guy #1:# NO YOLO

Guy #2: Dude I think you have #yoloswine

Guy #1: # Oh shit, I seriously need some help SWAAAAAGGGG
#yoloswine by J Man123 November 6, 2013
An over used Internet meme that only n00bs and fagbags use.
Fag #1:Hey did you see the new gay p0rn?

Fag #2: yeah, they should worry about aids.... Cuz ya know wit they say..#YOLO...but for realzies..
#yolo by Luke_Chaos April 11, 2013
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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