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#PedoSchwing2025

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After decisive losses in the battles over Gay Marriage and Trans Rights, there has recently (from about 2020) been a gloomy awareness among conservatives that "in about five years" they will have also lost the battle against pedophilia. The first clear sign of this will be a disallowing of anti-pedo rhetoric -- as the last acceptable form of "hate-speech" -- on all respectable social platforms, particularly if it's couched in Biblical terms. . Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, Blair White, and many other conservative commenters see clearly that "the battle to prevent the battle" was decisively lost during the period between Cantor's INCLUDE THE P tweet (12/8/18) and the flaccid outrage over Dr. Allyn Walker's book, A Long, Dark Shadow (11/21-1/22). In the early years of the 2020's, the battle; in 2025 or so, a crisis and turning-point I call #pedoschwing2025; in the later years of the decade, boys will be as keen to appear on talk-shows with their "pedagogues" as boys are now to talk about their "drag families." Bougie families will DEMAND that their sons have high-powered tutors with social connections and SAT-acing prowess, just like Timothy Chalamet and Army Hammer in Call me by your name, only with Timothy being in middle-school. Indeed the whole coming decade might be characterized as the pedo-2020's, as the long-repressed, BLUE MIST powered, boy-loving forces emerge to do battle with the excesses of PINK MIST-driven trans-culture of the previous decade.
Wow, looks like the whole Daily Wire team (Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, Michael Knowles) is 100% on-message with #PedoSchwing2025. That refrain of "In about five years . . . " echos throughout their broadcasts, every time they talk about 2nd grade boys in dresses, Drag Queen Story Hour, Save James, I am Jazz, Walsh's anti-trans satirical children's book Johnny the Walrus, etc. Not even Boy-Lovers themselves are that optimistic! Blair White, now, I can never tell whether she's trying to stoke the anti-pedo rage with her #PedoSchwing2025 posts, or let it burn itself out.
#PedoSchwing2025 by Didaskalos January 27, 2022
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