national post your dick day

post your dick

"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"

by dezzoo September 5, 2022

National shaya day

December 29th is national shaya day where we all come together in celebration of shaya in all her shayaness no matter how socially unfortunate and potentially homoerotic her shaya-ways may be

“Hey guys it’s national shaya day!” “Hey guys, what’s are we doing for national shaya day??”

by Iwishobamawasmyrealdad December 29, 2023

April 8th- National Bring Cart to School Day

April 8th is known as the day you should bring your cart to school! Just focus on getting as high as you can and relax all day😌

Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Cart to School Day!!!

by 48494939297264 April 7, 2022

National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021

National Crack Kylan day

April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan

Bro WE gotta crack kylan today it's April 14th. National Crack Kylan day

by Uwukitten4x April 14, 2025

National Booty day

Every May 3rd we celebrate national booty day to appreciate the big bootys in this world 🍑 we should all celebrate this day by sending someone we love a booty picture, or go crazy with twerking

Person 1: “Today we are celebrating national booty day”

Person 2: damn I never knew! Better flaunt my booty

by BootyMan23 May 3, 2021

National send nudes day

the day where u ask someone to send nudes

"Hey its national send nudes day, yk what that means"

by Fact speakin only October 10, 2022