when you grab somebody butthole then stuff it with turkey shit and eat it out of here like a bowl of soup
by ballsackplayer22 December 28, 2020
Get the Butthole suprememug. A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Banditmug. The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.
Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake
by ContaminatedAfricanWaterhole January 19, 2020
Get the California Butthole spice cakemug. Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through
“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024
Get the Axel butthole diseasemug. 
by BeardProbs February 26, 2022
Get the Genie in a Buttholemug. Occurs Anually or April 6th, Is the Day to Whip out your Cameras and Take Crisp Photos Of Your Close Up Asshole
Im Excited for Butthole Exploration Day, I'll Finally Get to See Why my Mate's Ass Smells As if It hasn't been washed Since he Fucked that Homeless Man
by AssLicker27 April 5, 2025
Get the Butthole Exploration Daymug.