That ONE Ugly Friend

They ugly guy in the group who thinks he gets bare girls when he doesn't really. Then brags about it 24/7 about being called 'bae' and their whole conversation. Its one of those guys who just pisses you off and you just want to say it straight to their face but don't want to hurt any of their ugly feeling. :

Ugly: Yo, mans chatting bare gyal nowadays, mans gonna be on it and that! She called me 'bae'.

Friend: *thinking in his head* Mate, stfu about getting bare girls. You act like girls have never said BAE to you and you get all happy. Like, chill. Doesn't mean your together. Your ugly anyway, they probably going through you to get to your good looking friends so chill. Its always that one ugly friend

by Whargwarm September 6, 2016

Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?

by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022

The one

The person who you know.
The person that you fall in love with.
Who you are the whole-hearted to.
The funny one.
The smart one.
The one that could always cheer you up.

Friend 1: *stares into the distance*

Friend 2: Man, she's the one.
Friend 3: Lay off boy! She's MINE.

by VictorIsAwesome January 11, 2019

Charis + one RUEL

RUEL are you mine is this a sign

There’s so many beautiful options down under

I’ve been searching for my wifey ridden 3
Agape forever lover

Pick me up at ace in a palace amg ride or die and after space jam let’s make another fast and furious

Fast as fuck boi

High roller free

Crew

Supreme dream team palace mind castle

Be mine tonight

Xoxo

Charis + one RUEL are the most talented mf in the universe they have the best friends ox

by Xapis August 23, 2022

four iron blocks one pumpkin head

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head

villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

by big autism memes on instagram May 7, 2018

Chub one out

Sneaking in a cheeky knuckle shuffle in an inappropriate, and semi-public location.

Jack sneaked away to chub one out in the confession booth during the Lenten service.

by Naughty Loulou March 9, 2023

One-hit bummer

A song that sounds really good the first few times you hear it, and after that it just gets annoying. Similar to the classic one-hit wonder.

Bob: *listens to music* "Gah! I hate this song! It used to be so good!"
Steve: "Aww dude, sounds like you have a one-hit bummer

by Eric Churchill December 14, 2009