One bean banjo

A woman touching her clit

Jenny, why were you late?

I was caught up playing the one bean banjo.

by Old_Salty June 6, 2021

torch one

To light up and smoke a marijuana cigarette.

Guy 1: Hey man do you want to go torch one? Its monkey paw. Guy 2: Hell yes bro I haven't tasted that strain in years.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2021

One

I Am The One

I Am The One

by Jeune Homme June 11, 2021

One way

Robert marcum

Robert marcum is one way. he goes to lunch without us.

by Trev stei June 11, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

One direction

A terrible boy band

Girl: I love one direction

by She hahaha a hunches HD don’t June 16, 2021

Thirty-one

Best bag company ever!

Is that a thirty-one bag?
Of course!
I just love thirty-one!

by anonymous June 18, 2021