The horniest kickoff to the week, where you crank up the vibe and fire off a steamy masturbation pic or vid to a friend. It’s all about flaunting your solo game with a wink and a smirk, turning Monday’s grind into a straight-up grind session.
Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.
by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025
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No matter who you are or where you're from, in Alchemy there is always a happy, happy ending.
No matter who you are or where you're from, in Alchemy there is always a happy, happy ending.
Catherine: "Its a Monday night, and im GAGGING for it, whats a girl to do?
Orla: "Looks like its Mondays in Alchemy tonight so!!"
Orla: "Looks like its Mondays in Alchemy tonight so!!"
by G20ification September 5, 2011
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