Shit Whistle

A fart right before you shit

Julia was that a shit whistle? You better go shit now!

by EricJC November 10, 2021

Whistling Hatfield

A whistling hatfield is someone who is about to slay the crowd with a great comeback and then proceeds to whistle and ruin the moment.

David is a whistling hatfield

by whoopingbike8 November 14, 2021

whistle up a stump

Go away you’re a waste of time. Piss off. You’re actions are useless.

I’ve heard it all before, go whistle up a stump.

by Johnnysc7 October 29, 2021

Whistle up a stump.

Go away. You’re no help to me. Piss off.

That’s total bullshit, go whistle up a stump.

by Johnnysc7 November 1, 2021

tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute

This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle

by Cumuppance September 5, 2021

Beach whistle

The discarded portion from a tampon aka applicator

While picking up trash at the beach billy bob found what he described as beach whistles

by Kraft deaner July 13, 2021

Donkey whistle

1. The call you make to find your homeboys

2. Insult to ratchets bitches

David: Ay where did Timmy go?
John: I don’t know, let’s call him (insert donkey whistle here)
David: Oh, there he is!

by YodaBelly666 February 21, 2022