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The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)

1. God is dead

2. Maybe God is not dead

3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked

4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys

5. Stan Lunar

6. No Boomers

7. Ignore Rule 5

8. No K-pop

9. No Zoomers

10. Careful of the Moderators

11. Refer to rule 17

12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)

13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14

14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)

15. Don't Die

16. I drop kicked that child in self defence

18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages

19. You must have pictures to prove your statements

20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred

21. You will never have sex

22. The cake is a lie

23. Fried pineapple is a sin

24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND

25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie

26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.

27. Nevermind your boring I take it back

28. The Rick Roll is advancing

29. Refer to rule 1

30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022
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Discord Mod

Some key features of a discord mod are:
Them being a 30+ year old man
Living in their parents basement
Buying nitro for their "discord kittens"

Smelling like moldy cheese
Banning people for bullshit reasons (mostly for putting meme's in general)

and so on

In short they're middle aged men who are idiots
"Damn that discord mod just banned me for putting a meme in general" "Dude that's insane"
by Guilded>Discord July 25, 2022
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Discord Hoe

Anyone who has over 10 discord servers on their sidebar, and none of them are in folders.
"I was using Michael's computer for a moment, and when I accidentally tabbed into Discord, I saw that he's in like 30 different servers, that total Discord Hoe"
by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023
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Discord Profile Cosplaying

Discord Profile Cosplaying (D.P.C) is a form of virtual cosplaying where you change your discord profile to look like someone else's profile, this includes changing your profile picture, your banner, your "about me" and even your nickname (example: Beluga, Hecker, Discord Bots, Etc)
-Hey, is that the real Beluga?
-No, its just my friend doing D.P.C
-You mean Discord Profile Cosplaying?
-Yeah
by tobiasestarelol12344 August 22, 2021
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Discord

hell, but in web app formation
1. Hey man do you use discord?
2. You mean hell
by NotYosho January 1, 2023
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Cool Discord Mod

A myth... No one has incountered it. not even me and im extremely lucky
Two gigachads: Posts memes in #General
Cool Discord mod: HEY STOP RIGHT THERE
Two gigachads: We gotta scram
Cool Discord mod: i didnt mean stop posting memes stop posting them without me!
Server members: he/she should be the ceo of discord
by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 6, 2023
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Strom - discord

He will fucking rail you under any circumstances, if you join a server he is in he will rail you.
OH FUCK STROM IS GONNA RAIL ME

Strom- *rails airs ass cute as fuck*
Strom - Discord
by Fucking alut August 1, 2023
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