While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute
This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle
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Get the Beach whistle mug.David: Ay where did Timmy go?
John: I don’t know, let’s call him (insert donkey whistle here)
David: Oh, there he is!
John: I don’t know, let’s call him (insert donkey whistle here)
David: Oh, there he is!
by YodaBelly666 February 21, 2022
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a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!
by binjamin binnington III esq. February 27, 2022
Get the dick whistle mug.When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.
So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.
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