what the ligma

a phrase that references two dead memes. "what the sigma," and "ligma."

individual: "what the ligma"
regular person: "what"
individual: "the ligma"
regular person: "this joke isnt funny"

what the ligma by dsfxdsxfdsfzcytuytuytutuyttuys July 2, 2025

The Stretch Limo Driver

This is a top tier boss move for premier anal princesses. This involves one finger in the front and the other nine in the back. Truly, an impressive accomplishment.

She was very polite, very well spoken, and well dressed. I had no idea when I got her in bed she would be demanding “the stretch limo driver”!

The Stretch Limo Driver by Flappy Dawg March 22, 2026

Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma 

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"

"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"

Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma by Why-and-no June 12, 2022