Shit-Smeared Monocle

Noun: The opposite of rose tinted glasses.
When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.
by Acoustic Dinosaur February 03, 2022
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Monocle

1. The act of smacking someone in the eye with your penis

2. Mushroom stamping strictly in the eye
Yo fam you know ole girl ? Well last night I gave that chick a monocle
by MrDoubleDuece May 08, 2020
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