A pretty big fucking bozo but can be nice when he needs to be usually hangs out with people he loves especially Ahmeds and Tyler's
ITS YOUSSEF THE MAD CUNT
by Doomass April 6, 2020
Get the Youssefmug. A very seductive horny egyptian man. I will smash him later. He walks into rooms brightening up everyones day with the bulge in his pants.
"Guess what?" he asks, "I'm horny! RUN!" and he will chase everyone around the house, his boner wagging in front of him like a happy dog. It makes everyone laugh and giggle as they run from him, and the experience is that of pure joy. He is the number one sex buddy 😁😁😁😁
"Guess what?" he asks, "I'm horny! RUN!" and he will chase everyone around the house, his boner wagging in front of him like a happy dog. It makes everyone laugh and giggle as they run from him, and the experience is that of pure joy. He is the number one sex buddy 😁😁😁😁
by UnclePrecious December 27, 2023
Get the youssefmug. 
Youssef is a name that originates from the Middle East. Who ever is named "Youssef" is an incredible person and very kind. Although if the name "Youssef" is followed by "Ayoub" it means you're an abomination to society and should reconsider your pathetic existence.
Person A: "Oh my god, look it's Youssef!"
Person B: "Eww, that's Youssef Ayoub."
Person A and B: "I think I'm going to throw up"
Person B: "Eww, that's Youssef Ayoub."
Person A and B: "I think I'm going to throw up"
by BigPanda47 November 21, 2021
Get the Youssefmug. by Man who saves world March 29, 2019
Get the Youssefmug. Hym "You're RIGHT, Bassem Youssef! Correct. They don't care about the Palestinian lives. They don't even care about the lives of their neighbors kids! Which is why I won't stop threatening them! The kids are a tool they use to assert dominion of other people's lives. Just like the Palestinians! That's their Jesus! As long as they have their perpetually suffering whipping boy gimp, they are justified in asserting dominion over other people lives! Because, yeah, their loves are shit... But as long as they have the whipping gimp they can point to it and say 'Well, you're not that guy, so, I'm justified in my inaction.' And in doing so they can selectively prevent people from haveing a better life than them. Even if your life is the direct result of external forces acting against you, deliberately. That's their Job. They don't care about your life. They care about clinging to the quality of life THEY CURRENTLY HAVE and preventing people they don't like from having a better life then them. It's preemptive jealousy. They prevent the negative emotion and connotation associated with jealousy IN ADVANCE... Because if they are jealous, everyome is justified in dismissing everything that they say. That's what they care about. That's all they are ever going to care about, Bassem. Until the chain of solipsism is broken, your lives are meaningless because... You're not THYM!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Get the Bassem Youssefmug. by OkkOOkkO November 30, 2019
Get the Youssef Bahigmug.