steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.
“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”
by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021
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foggy monocle

pulling out while getting a blowjob to squirt in the girls eye, mainly as a joke, but sometimes accidental.
So i was with this really slutty girl, i just met her so i thought it would be funny to give her a foggy monocle.

Dude, my girlfriend was pumpin on my dick so hard that when i came i accidently gave her a foggy monocle.
by Dank Killa October 02, 2009
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