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After-School Suspension

An acronym for ass. Can be used against your parents as an excuse for being out after school, while also hinting them to what you were actually doing, if you're a honest boi :)
Mom: Why were you gone for so long?
Me: i got some after-school suspension for getting into a fight.
by mynameisnotcody September 24, 2021
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Suspension squabble

The point when your chassis is so out of line, it hits a radiating frequency and you alternate between full jounce and rebound events
Man, you have so much suspension squabble I don’t know how you expect to take a woman out in that thing.
by Thicc_rick September 13, 2019
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suspension noodle

The act of hanging oneself.
We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Jim, who committed suspension noodle last night.
by Arkadios200 October 6, 2022
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Record Suspension

A record suspension is the Canadian terminology for what is internationally known as a "pardon"; to suspend a criminal record means to remove it from public access. Record Suspension Services of Canada provides information and services for this process.

March 13, 2012
"I'm applying for a job and they're going to do a background check, I need to get a record suspension!"
by CanadaLaw101 October 7, 2012
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Inauthentic Suspension

When your Twitter account gets banned due to your own abusive and/or threatening behavior, but you blame your rightful suspension on “single-purpose hate accounts” and/or “weaponized trolls/digital soldiers” who are out to get you. Often a sign of deep paranoia and persecution complex.
The guy who reported me brags about being a single purpose hate account and rejoices in my inauthentic suspension.
by WangYoGrunt May 10, 2023
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Suspensical

This world is suspensical!
by P2R2 February 6, 2022
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Mermaid Man’s Suspense

When someone teases to say a revealing secret and decides to play it our/milk it for a very long time, just to be the most disappointing think ever in the history of man kind.
Mermaid Man’s Suspense:
Omar: I like these two girls, wanna know who they are?
Gungalar Boy: Yes dude, who are they...tell us.

Omar: I don’t know, just these girls.
Gungalar The Third: WHOOO
Omar: I don’t know some chicks
.....3 & half hours later
Omar: Okay fine, I actually don’t like anyone, no one really interest me right now.
Gungalar The Great: *Pulls trigger*
by anonymous April 6, 2019
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