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After-School Suspension

An acronym for ass. Can be used against your parents as an excuse for being out after school, while also hinting them to what you were actually doing, if you're a honest boi :)
Mom: Why were you gone for so long?
Me: i got some after-school suspension for getting into a fight.
by mynameisnotcody September 24, 2021
mugGet the After-School Suspensionmug.

tit suspension

Tit suspension is the act of lifting a woman off the ground by ropes which are only wrapped and tied around a woman’s breast, then she is hoisted up off the floor by just her tits! Can be found in the bdsm scene.
After wrapping the rope tightly around her tits I put her in Tit suspension lifting her completely off the ground, hanging there only by her tits!

M y female slave has been taught how to behave much faster by using tit supension oh her, after just a few minutes of hanging by her tits she behaves so much better!!
by Gerlad69 July 21, 2024
mugGet the tit suspensionmug.

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6>Live Life InU Suspense<7.9.7.6.>mug.

skyline chili ceiling fountain suspension

a sex move where the sub suspends from the ceiling upside down with their legs spread while the dom pours skyline chili into their ass and let it marinate it until the dom says its ok it let it out and the sub begins to shart it out. it can also be used in the vagina but the infections go crazy 💀🤘‼
dom: baby boy dont you DARE poop it out. or daddy is going to punish you
sub: mmm~ but i cant hold it!!! please master let me poop!
*BLAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
dom:...
sub: im sowwy master...
dom: hey, lets ask our viewers on how to punish this brat who decided to break the laws of the skyline chili ceiling fountain suspension!

chat: *goes nuts*
by edging_in_my_goon_cave December 4, 2024
mugGet the skyline chili ceiling fountain suspensionmug.

Inauthentic Suspension

When your Twitter account gets banned due to your own abusive and/or threatening behavior, but you blame your rightful suspension on “single-purpose hate accounts” and/or “weaponized trolls/digital soldiers” who are out to get you. Often a sign of deep paranoia and persecution complex.
The guy who reported me brags about being a single purpose hate account and rejoices in my inauthentic suspension.
by WangYoGrunt May 10, 2023
mugGet the Inauthentic Suspensionmug.

Suspensical

This world is suspensical!
by P2R2 February 6, 2022
mugGet the Suspensicalmug.

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