The Year 7 shuffle

A fast shuffle utilised by youngsters in the 7th grade to obtain maximum velocity without turtling it.

Guy 1: Yo that kid has got it down to a t my dude.

Guy 2: What he got down?
Guy 1: The year 7 shuffle

by BiGBoobTange June 15, 2018

waffle toe shuffle

A waffle toe shuffle is where one uses their toe to manoeuvre ones fecal matter toward the shower drain and then to poke it down said drain.

Woah bro I just waffle toe shuffled my crap.

by Raven 92 March 17, 2017

three step shuffling

The three step shuffle: Taking one step forward, and two steps back. A metaphor for when using a pleasure releasing neurotoxic psychoactive (drug ex: meth, coke, ecstasy) that ultimately causes damage to the pleasure receptors and ability to produce pleasure naturally. The user takes a deceptive and temporary shortcut to induce pleasure and highten senses, only to feel and function worse (longterm) then they did before taking the drug. 1 step forward, 2 steps back... The three step shuffle.

" If you keep three step shuffling like this, Your going to fade away before you know it".

by David Erwin September 12, 2011

Five Knuckle Shuffle

A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler John Cena where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.

John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.

by foil7 September 3, 2015

Five Knuckle Shuffle

Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.

"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"

by DanielleInIpswich May 27, 2006

two step shuffle

sexual intercourse performed in an awkward and/or lack lustre manner.

i was very drunk and gave her the two step shuffle

by lowth69 May 26, 2008

fat lady shuffle

The way a fat lady makes her way quickly, in a dance-like fashion, through a crowded room to get to the buffet.

At the wedding reception, ____ did the fat lady shuffle when she brought her clenched fists up to her arm pits, smiled and sort of jogged across the dance floor, trying to be cute as she made her way to the buffet...again.

by awesome pirate March 9, 2009