waffle toe shuffle

A waffle toe shuffle is where one uses their toe to manoeuvre ones fecal matter toward the shower drain and then to poke it down said drain.

Woah bro I just waffle toe shuffled my crap.

by Raven 92 March 17, 2017

The Year 7 shuffle

A fast shuffle utilised by youngsters in the 7th grade to obtain maximum velocity without turtling it.

Guy 1: Yo that kid has got it down to a t my dude.

Guy 2: What he got down?
Guy 1: The year 7 shuffle

by BiGBoobTange June 15, 2018

Flip-Flop Shuffle

That weird stumble you make when you are walking with flip flops and the toe part of the footwear bends into the sole,because of how your feet were too close to the ground. Hence, the term is used.

Friend1: Dude are you okay, are you having a seizure?!

Friend2: Calm down damn it, I almost had a Flip-Flop Shuffle when we were walking down this bumpy-ass sidewalk.

by Kermit the Dawg May 1, 2015

Five Knuckle Shuffle

A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler John Cena where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.

John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.

by foil7 September 3, 2015

Five Knuckle Shuffle

Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.

"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"

by DanielleInIpswich May 27, 2006

two step shuffle

sexual intercourse performed in an awkward and/or lack lustre manner.

i was very drunk and gave her the two step shuffle

by lowth69 May 26, 2008

fat lady shuffle

The way a fat lady makes her way quickly, in a dance-like fashion, through a crowded room to get to the buffet.

At the wedding reception, ____ did the fat lady shuffle when she brought her clenched fists up to her arm pits, smiled and sort of jogged across the dance floor, trying to be cute as she made her way to the buffet...again.

by awesome pirate March 9, 2009